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I just got accepted to a school where I have to dress 576% nicer than I do at work and I have no idea how to look like a professional woman

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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queenofflutterdash:

do u wanna build a ……………………….slime man 

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